Monday, February 26, 2007

wow, really?

This uh...this is Jada Pinkett Smith's band Wicked Wisdom.

I know. It's like....I don't get it either.

Sunday, February 25, 2007


3,000 bud lights is a lot.

Friday, February 23, 2007

the world sucks

i don't post that much anymore...because I am angry, bitter, jaded, cynical...basically I'm a dick now. Watch this.

Okay...think whatever the fuck you want to think about Barack Obama. Obviously I am for the guy (judging by earlier posts). But please, Fox News/Republican Party. Give us something real for fucking once. This is all bullshit.

I have been working on an extended a nutshell I hate the world and everything in it...but Republicans and anyone that actually considers FOXnews to be 'news' is a piece of shit and should kill themselves in the interest of humanity. There is no room for debate. You are awful, awful fucking people. Worse than Britney Spears, even.

Why We Fight (do it right fucking now)
The Corporation
Who Killed The Electric Car?
Bush's Brain
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room
OUTFOXED: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism

The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama
State of Denial: Bush at War, Part III by Bob Woodward
Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid by Jimmy Carter
On Truth/On Bullshit by Harry G. Frankfurt
The Culture of Fear: Why Americans Are Afraid of the Wrong Things by Barry Glassner
the New Yorker, the NY Times, the Washington Post (even if just on RSS feeds)

The new Arcade Fire

Don't be sheep. Educate your fucking self.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

it's bound to melt your heart

My mom sent me a package in honor of Valentine's Day that had my favorite dessert she bakes (chocolate in-betweens) inside. I was alternately happy and sad. Jenny Lewis anyone?

Monday, February 12, 2007

the JT thing continues

Come on. Dude rules. Are you making out with Scarlett Johnansson all gnarly everywhere? No- but homeboy is.

And thi is Fallout Boy's new album artwork:

What did a four-year-old do that? What the hell kind of name is that anyway? This band sucks; there will be no convincing me otherwise...and to the naysayers who think "he's saying JT up and dogging on Fallout Boy he's a retard it's all pop music" I say nay. Justin Timberlake will be releasing albums for a long time. Fallout Boy? Not so much. This has gotta be it for them, then we don't have to see that shamelessly self-promoting bagadouche Pete Wentz everywhere.

do yourself and me a favor tomorrow night

I have to work, but YOU have to go down to the Larimer Lounge and see Grizzly Bear. Don't talk about it, just do it.

Go here and click on the 'watch video' link. Your eyes and ears will be all like woah. Not 'whoa'. Woah. That's what the Bear will do to that ass. Boo-yah.

Friday, February 09, 2007

wake up.

the arcade fire rules...

Tuesday, February 06, 2007


That's just a fun word. Metallurgy.

Cracked has the top 5 worst super bowl ads. And it's spot on.

My personal favorite ads from the Super Bowl were this one:

because David Letterman bears a striking resemblance to my father.

And this one:

because Dwayne Wade is the shit and it's filmed at the Delano.

Monday, February 05, 2007

stupor bowl sunday

Who saw that coming? Actually, a lot of people. I thought that if Manning and friends were gonna win, it was gonna be a blow-out. Which it kind of was. Although only losing by two scores, the Colts seemed to have the upper hand from the beginning of the second quarter. They commanded the ball, having 38:04 minutes of total possession. The Bears D did do a good job of keeping them out of the end zone however. And although I don't care much for either team (I liked San Diego and the Saints in the big game- what the fuck do I know) I did want the game to be exciting...boy I got my wish. All those loose balls and dropped catches...It's funny that all week they were saying how Miami was the best place to have the Super Bowl because of the weather, then Miami goes and takes a four-hour long piss on the game. Nice work 305!

I feel bad for Rex, since he was such a great (and inconsistent) Gator and also Devin Hester, who is such an incredibly fun and dynamic player to watch. BUT I guess it was just the 'Clots' year...and come on, you gotta love Dungy. So, kudos to Peyton Manning for his 'vindication'.

Dude is still a goober.

Sorry all you sad Bears fans (who all came out of the woodwork...seriously, 2/3rds of Denver is suddenly from Chicago?)

And if you still feel shitty and bummer, well, you should've started Griese! DUH! We all know Grossman's a choke artist! Eh, not your fault. Maybe reliving the Purple One's halftime show will help

indie girl winner!

Miss Annie Hardy of Giant Drag won the whole silly "Indie Rock Chicks" poll thing from last year (I'm lazy). She won with a commanding eight votes, and Feist came in second with five...the weird thing was how spread out the vote was, the only two ladies recieving no votes were Lady Sovereign (fair enough) and Cat Power (are you retarded??).


That was fun.