dear chad mcbro

I fucking hate you guys...it seems so cliche and lame to dog on that pinnacle of humanity, the white young urban professional douchebag, but I am going out on a limb and doing it.

So fellas...what do you got for me? I'm a faggot? Oh, and a homo? Anything else? Oh, still a faggot. Cool, good. You are fucking awful. Why not just call people n*ggers too? Oh you do that too? Oh cool. At least if you are gonna be awful you might as well be really fucking awful.