just having a digital camera doesn't make you a photographer.
just having thrift store gear doesn't make you a fashion plate.
just pretending your parents aren't loaded doesn't make you humble.
just because you can have up to 300 pictures doesn't mean you even need 30.
just professing your love for red wine doesn't make you a drunk.
just writing shitty regurgitated lines doesn't make you a poet.
just downloading a few botch songs doesn't make you a fan.
just knowing who jean-michel basquiat is doesn't mean you know art.
and just because you put it on the internet doesn't mean anybody gives a shit.

i'm not an artist. neither are you. so say we all.