Wednesday, October 19, 2005

It's Too Early And I'm Entirely Too Drunk To Drive To Chicago

It's true. Binge drinking and being up until 5AM is a poor choice if you plan on a road trip the next day. Oh well, we'll see how this goes. Oh well. The hurricane is leaving town tonight, so Steve and Morgan had better be prepared. I will require:

1) Comfy blanket, preferrably down.
2) Red wine. Something nice, not cheap grocery store shit.
3) One bloody mary. I probably won't drink the whole thig.
4) 2 (two) tablets of Aleve.
5) Some floor space.

After this I am seriously not leaving town for a while. Or at least until the great, progressive holiday of Thanksgiving.

Birthdays, weddings, and notary publics. This is the agenda for the weeks to come.


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