It's Too Early And I'm Entirely Too Drunk To Drive To Chicago
It's true. Binge drinking and being up until 5AM is a poor choice if you plan on a road trip the next day. Oh well, we'll see how this goes. Oh well. The hurricane is leaving town tonight, so Steve and Morgan had better be prepared. I will require:
1) Comfy blanket, preferrably down.
2) Red wine. Something nice, not cheap grocery store shit.
3) One bloody mary. I probably won't drink the whole thig.
4) 2 (two) tablets of Aleve.
5) Some floor space.
After this I am seriously not leaving town for a while. Or at least until the great, progressive holiday of Thanksgiving.
Birthdays, weddings, and notary publics. This is the agenda for the weeks to come.
1) Comfy blanket, preferrably down.
2) Red wine. Something nice, not cheap grocery store shit.
3) One bloody mary. I probably won't drink the whole thig.
4) 2 (two) tablets of Aleve.
5) Some floor space.
After this I am seriously not leaving town for a while. Or at least until the great, progressive holiday of Thanksgiving.
Birthdays, weddings, and notary publics. This is the agenda for the weeks to come.
posted by matt clark at 11:33 AM
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